Austraya, Austraya, Austraya, Austraya, we love you amen!

G’day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? A bit crook, Bruce. Where’s Bruce? He’s not ‘ere, Bruce. Blimey, it’s hot in here, Bruce. ……. Is your name not Bruce? No, it’s Michael. That’s going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you “Bruce” to keep it clear?